Crash Course in Weird Al Yankovic

Songs NOT By Al

A few years ago, there was a website known as The Not Al Page that contained lists of songs that "Weird Al" Yankovic had neither written nor performed, yet they unfortunately appear somewhere on the internet bearing his name (particularly on peer-to-peer file sharing sites). Alas, this website is no more. But fear not! The creator of The Not Al Page, Charles Ulrich, has graciously allowed me to take any information I need from his former website to recreate (and hopefully build on) these lists.

There are three lists on this page. The first is the main list of songs that have been mistaken for Al's work and the real writers/performers if known. The second and third lists are a cross-reference to look up the actual song title for a song that has another popularly-used (but technically incorrect) title.

To get the information inverse to this list (that is, the songs that "Weird Al" Yankovic has performed) you can check either the Catalog page on or the Song List here on this website.

And lastly, if you know of any songs that you think should be added to this page, or if you have some more information on the songs already listed here, please don't hesitate to head over to the Contact Page and let me know!

The List

Song Title Artist
artist confirmed | artist unconfirmed | artist unknown
12 Pains of Christmas Bob Rivers
50 Ways to Get Bin Laden Dean and Rog
A Salute to Breasts
All I'm Gonna Do Paul Shanklin
American Pie (Bill Clinton version)
Another Brick in the Wall (Newt Gingrich)
Answering Machine (Friends parody)
Asshole Son Bob Rivers
Baby Got Jack MC Sampler & White Honkey
Baby Got No Back
Back That Ass Up South Park, Big Gay Al
Ball Star Johnny Crass
Barney's on Fire None of the Above
Beer Polka
Bi Bi Bi
Bimbo Number 5 The Morning Show @ Z100 Portland
Bomb Iraq Capitol Steps
Bong Song
Born in East L.A. Cheech Marin
Burning Down the Church Bob Rivers
Cats in the Kettle Manic Larry Baker
Chewbacca, What a Wookie Supernova
Combo Number 5 David Brody @ Z100FM New York
Cows With Guns Dana Lyons
Darth Maul
Dirty Deeds (Done with Sheep) Bob Rivers
Don't Shoot Mr. Postman Bob Rivers
Don't Touch That Laszlo & Gary
Elmo's Got a Gun Tommy And Rumble
Eskimo Corky and the Juice Pigs
Freeballin' Bob Rivers
Fuck the Macarena MC Rage
Furby Prank Call
Gettin' Sticky With It
Gilligan's Titanic Island
Goin' Huntin' The Arrogant Worms
Gonorrhea (Macarena Parody)
Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck Da Yoopers
Heart Attack #5 John Mammoser
Hello, I Love You (Let's get Tested for AIDS) Bob Rivers
Hooker on the Corner
I Did it All for the Wookie
I Ran Over the Taco Bell Dog
I Wanna be a Stormtrooper The Anarchy Steering Committee
I'm Too Sexy (Elmer Fudd version)
If You Want To Be My Intern
In A Gadda Da Vida Polka Scott Chapin
In A Gadda Da Vida Polka Loose Bruce Kerr
Internet Sandman Johnny Crass
Isle of Survivor My Hairy Brother
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) They Might Be Giants
Kill the Wabbit Ozzy Fudd (Mark McCollum)
Killing My Software
Last Vote for Al Gore Robomusic
Late Night With Letterman Robomusic
Let's Go Smoke Some Pot Dash Rip Rock
Livin' La Vida Homo R.J. from the Fishheads
Livin' La Vida Yoda Jimmy Fallon
Livin' La Vida Yoda Todd Downing
Make my Boobies One More Size David Brody @ Z100FM New York
McDonald's Girl The Blenders (Cover)
Men in Brown
Microsoft Christmas
Microsoft! (Bloatware) David Pogue
Minimum Wage Bob Rivers
Mo Booty Mo Problems
My Fart Will Go On
My Girlfriend Died Tom Green
My Girlfriend is Inflatable John Mammoser
My Name is... Darth Vader
Nine Coronas John Mammoser
Nine Inch Claws None of the Above
No Hoochies
Oops I Farted Again Bob Rivers
Oops I Shit in my Pants
Oops I'm Pregnant Again
Osama bin Laden Dead or Alive
Parody of Another Brick in the Wall
Pet Names for Genitalia Tom Green
Please Don't Wear That Thong
Rice, Rice, Baby Gary Thomas & Mark Jonathan Davis
Saddam Hussein (Chumbawumba parody)
Secret Asian Man Da Vinci's Notebook
She Gotta Pee
SmokaBowla TechnoHippies
Star Trek Rhapsody Hillman Morning Show
Star Trekkin' The Firm
Star Wars (disco medley) Meco Monardo
Star Wars Cantina Mark Jonathan Davis
Star Wars Gangsta Rap Bentframe
Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair John Valby
The AOL Song Bob Rivers
The Beer Song Trey Parker & Matt Stone
The Bill Gates Song
The Devil Went Down to Jamaica David Allen Coe
The Devil Went Down to Jamaica Travis Meyer
The Friends Song Parody
The Microsoft Empire Strikes Back
The Real Slim Santa Kevin & Bean @ 106.7 KROQ Los Angeles
The Taliban Can
Thong Song
Three Inch Tool Bob Rivers
Toast Heywood Banks
Ugly Girl
Ukrainian Woman
Uncle Fucker The South Park Movie Soundtrack
Vagina Pig Vomit
Walk with an Erection J.B.O.
Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear Bob Rivers
WarCraft Rap Quency
Weenie in a Bottle Hawaiian Ryan
What if God Smoked Cannabis Bob Rivers
Which Backstreet Boy is Gay The Morning Show @ Z100 Portland
Who Let the Cows Out The Waking Crew @ KYGO 98.5 Denver
Who Wants a Recount? Shamus and Brad @ KFTZ 103.3 Blackfoot
Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up Emily Ellis @ KLUC 98.5 Las Vegas
Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up (Male Vocalist)
Windows 95 Sucks Bob Rivers
With Legs Wide Open
Wonderbra Bob Ricci
Wrong Foot Amputated Bob Rivers
Y.O.D.A. The Great Luke Ski
Yoda Sunscreen Mix 99.9FM Toronto
You're a Porn Star (Parody of All-Star)
Zelda The Rabbit Joint

Song Title Cross-References

This list is a cross-reference for songs that are by Weird Al, but have often been incorrectly titled. The column on the left shows the unofficial (incorrect) name and the one on the right is the reference to the actual (correct) song title.

Al Songs
Incorrect Title Correct Title
Achy Breaky Heart Achy Breaky Song
Anakin Guy The Saga Begins
Batman Returns Cavity Search
Bohemian Rap City Bohemian Polka
Constipated A Complicated Song
I'm Fat Fat
Jedi Knight The Saga Begins
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Headline News
Numb Me, Drill Me, Floss Me, Bill Me Cavity Search
Offspring Rendition Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
The Jedi Song The Saga Begins
There's Something Weird in the Fridge Today Livin' In The Fridge
Yabba Dabba Doo Bedrock Anthem

This is a cross-reference of incorrect and correct titles for songs NOT written by Al. The column on the left shows the unofficial (incorrect) name and the one on the right is the reference to the actual (correct) song title. To see the artists of these songs, look up the correct title above in The List.

Not Al Songs
Incorrect Title Correct Title
All I Wanna Do (Bill Clinton) All I'm Gonna Do
Bitchney Spears Make My Boobies One More Size
Hooker in a Bottle Hooker on the Corner
I Hate Big Butts Baby Got Jack
I Like Big Butts Baby Got Jack
I Like Small Butts Baby Got Jack
I'm the Only Gay Eskimo Eskimo
Let's Bomb Iraq Bomb Iraq
Metallica Against Napster Internet Sandman
Napster Land Internet Sandman
Star Wars Disco Star Wars: Title Theme (Disco Medley)
Survivor Parody Isle of Survivor
The Legend of Zelda Zelda
The Vagina Song Vagina
Zelda Nintendo Theme Zelda